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Bluth family tree
Main characters
Michael BluthImage:CurseofBlueManMichael.JPG David Cross (left) as Tobias Fünke and Jason Bateman (right) as Michael Bluth Michael Bluth (Born 12/14/1967) is the second oldest Bluth son, and the father of George Michael Bluth. He is portrayed by Jason Bateman. Michael has an older brother, G.O.B., a younger half-brother, Buster, and a putative twin sister, Lindsay, but she is later revealed to be adopted. He also has another adopted Korean brother named Annyong. When their father George Sr. goes to jail in the pilot, Michael becomes head of the family and president of the Bluth Company, but his authority is constantly undermined. He remained president for all of season 1, but in season 2, he was replaced by Gob. Michael became vice president instead, while being scrutinized by the SEC for his father's crimes, but he still has to do all the work of the president. In season 3, Michael was firmly in charge again, though the sibling rivalry and family interference did not totally recede.
Michael's wife Tracy died (presumably of ovarian cancer) two years prior to the first season, and she was in a coma for some months before she passed. In the show, Michael is often reluctant to date, thinking that his son would disapprove, and most of his relationships have featured misunderstandings or outright deception. His wife's death is usually the subject of tasteless, but seemingly honest jokes made by his family members, most notably his father. In season 3, it is revealed that there is a typo on his birth certificate and that his legal name is Nichael Bluth. Also, Michael discovers the truth about his father's crimes and his sister's identity. In the last episode, Michael and his son, George Michael, try once more to abandon the Bluth family, but they're accompanied by a stowaway, George Sr. Lindsay Bluth FünkeImage:Linday Funke - AD.jpg Portia de Rossi as Lindsay Bluth Fünke Lindsay Bluth Fünke (Born in 1965) is the adopted daughter of George Sr. and Lucille, but is allegedly Michael's twin sister. She is portrayed by Australian actress Portia de Rossi. Lindsay is married to Tobias Fünke. They have a teenage daughter, Maeby, possibly obtained through artificial means. Lindsay believes herself to be a dedicated activist. In actuality, she is quite shallow and superficial, only supporting current trendy causes for the social status of holding extravagant charity drives from the Bluth company money. She has helped bring attention to such "worthy" causes as "HOOP" (Hands Off Our Penises), an anti-circumcision organization; "Stop the Hunger"; "Neuterfest"; "TBA"; and "Save the Wetlands" (which she was surprised to discover does not mean drying them). She has worked to remove the Ten Commandments from City Hall and has also spoken out on advocacy of more meat and fish in the schools, as well as speaking out against the consumption of both meat and fish. Her shortcomings aside, Lindsay occasionally has a healthy relationship with her brother Michael, often offering an understanding and sympathetic ear to his problems, despite their mother's best efforts to divide them. Lindsay has had many fledgling and unsuccessful attempts at being an entrepreneur. She opened up a "Dip-A-Pet" business because she felt animals needed hair-coloring options, with disastrous results; she started "Mommy, What Will I Look Like" photo shop to provide parents with some idea of their child's forecast appearance, but she had to quit because too many parents were perturbed by what the computer's predictions made their children look like (nevertheless, the show's producers have made use of the services on a few occasions). Despite her best efforts, Lindsay has not obtained perfect self-esteem (owing perhaps to her mother's constant insinuations of obesity). She has tried yoga, activism, and hair-care products, but nothing has worked. Her marriage is hardly helping, considering that her husband seems acutely uninterested, and may in fact be gay. Lindsay's daughter, Maeby, is a rebellious teenager who desperately wants her mother's attention. Maeby is unfortunately ignored by Lindsay very often despite her efforts. In the last episode of Season 3, it was revealed that Lindsay was not actually Michael's twin sister, or even a Bluth at all. She was actually adopted at age 3 to spite Bluth rival Stan Sitwell, who was already in the process of adopting her at the time. Immediately after divulging this fact to Michael, Lindsay revealed her wish to divorce Tobias and marry Michael, after misinterpreting Michael's brotherly compliments over the years as a sexual interest. George Oscar "G.O.B." Bluth IIImage:GOBwithaJOB.JPG Will Arnett as George Oscar "Gob" Bluth G.O.B. (usually written as "Gob") is the eldest Bluth son. He is portrayed by Will Arnett. His name — derived from his initials, much like John Ellis "Jeb" Bush's — is pronounced like the biblical figure, Job. By trade he is a part-time magician, and was formerly a stripper, working as one of the "Hot Cops". Gob is arrogant and self-centered, but much of the time this appears to hide his own insecurities which include how unintelligent he really is. Gob is perhaps the funniest of the family, and his magic "tricks" or "illusions" always turn out a laugh. Not without a sense of theatrics, he speaks in an intense, melodramatic tone, even in ordinary conversation. A womanizer, he is often involved in multiple relationships at a time. Despite being extremely self-assured, he often makes the realization too late that he has "made a huge mistake". He is also known for his loud and sarcastic exclamation of his catch phrase, "Come on!" George Sr. paid little attention to Gob as a child and has no respect for him as an adult, leaving Gob starved for affection (a fact George Sr. exploits to get Gob to do what he wants). His mother openly hates him. He cares deeply for Michael, craving his younger brother's respect almost as much as his father's, but has an adversarial relationship with him because Michael gets all the attention and responsibility, especially in business. On several occasions, Gob and Michael have realized that their rivalry has been nurtured by their father's, and sometimes mother's, manipulations (leading to one conversation: Gob: "You don't hate me, mom hates me. We're brothers, you kinda like me." Michael: "Yeah I do kinda like you.") and vow to be better brothers to one another, but Gob's own self-centeredness often undermines his good intentions in this area (and most others). Overall Gob is comical in his ways and Michael accepts his brother's crazy antics. He is a founding member of the "Magicians' Alliance", a group that was formed to preserve magicians' secrets, but he was later blackballed by them for revealing how one of his tricks was performed (on a local news broadcast). He once made the family's $700,000 yacht disappear (by sinking it) as part of a magic act during a spring break show. He is also the original creator and inspiration for the Mr. Bananagrabber character (Gob has a running gag involving him getting his tooth chipped, causing him to speak with a whistle—a characteristic of the character). Although he retains most of the rights to the character, he gave away the animated rights to Michael. It was later made into an animated TV series. He also briefly had a ventriloquist act with an African-American doll named Franklin; they recorded a CD called Franklin Comes Alive (with racist undertones which Gob was completely unaware of). He is known for incorporating over-the-top theatrics into his magic shows, including pyrotechnics, dance routines, and wind machines. He plays Europe's "The Final Countdown" before almost all of his major illusions (such as making the family yacht disappear or escaping from a coffin). It is also his ring tone. He is frequently seen throughout the series getting around on a Segway which has a pouch that says "G.O.B." on it. In the second season he became president of the Bluth Company; however, it has been suggested that he wields no real power and that his brother Michael is still in charge. Gob is known to be the womanizer of the Bluth family and is frequently sought by George Michael when he needs something his father will not give him, such as marijuana for Lucille Austero. He also enjoys making love to women while having music sung by himself in the background. Eventually, Gob discovers that he is the father of the teenager Steve Holt. Though at first he was afraid of this discovery and not willing to confront his son, Gob soon comes to terms with his son and becomes prepared to take on the role of a father. George Michael BluthImage:GeorgeMichaelBluthYikes.JPG Michael Cera as George Michael Bluth George Michael Bluth (Born 3/02/1990) is the young teenage son of Michael Bluth. He is portrayed by Michael Cera, and in flashback sequences by Christian Lavery. His name is a combination of his grandfather's and father's names. George Michael has demonstrated a willingness to work and to help his father in whatever capacity is necessary. In the past, this has included pretending to be a girl so Michael could take him to "Bring your daughter to work day." He is manager of the Bluth Family's Original Frozen Banana Stand [1] and has answered phones at company headquarters. Image:WhichOneisDorothyGeorgeMichael.JPG Young George Michael watching Oz, thinking it was The Wizard of Oz When he was reunited with his cousin Maeby, he instantly developed a crush on her, and his resulting emotional conflicts featured heavily into their subplot. George Michael was deeply traumatized when, as a child, he began to watch what he assumed was the popular family musical, The Wizard of Oz. Instead, it was the HBO violent prison drama, Oz. Consequently, George Michael is terrified of prisons. George Michael is continually exposed to awkward social situations throughout the show's run and seems to take each incident in stride. He witnessed a live birth close up, acted as a woman for GOB's magic act, was in the center of a hospital morgue, and had an inmate use the Bluth company stair car as an escape out of prison while he sat waiting for his father. In the second season, George Michael started dating a girl named Ann whom his father barely knows and doesn't like. His father continues to call Ann "Egg" by mistake as she was introduced to him while she was eating an egg. George Michael eventually breaks up with Ann after rediscovering his long-held crush for his cousin, Maeby. Season two ends with George Michael kissing Maeby much to his delight. After the incident, the two try to avoid each other for most of the third season. When they decide to put on fake weddings for Alzheimer's patients, they are mistakenly legally wed by a priest who was not aware that the weddings were fake. Drunk on fake wine one night, George Michael tells her (correctly, despite later "proof" to the contrary) that he thinks they might not actually be related. He reaches second base with her as a result. Although he rarely stands up for himself throughout the seasons, either as a result of Maeby's incapacity to see his affection for her, or his search for his fathers constant approval, he finally 'becomes a man' in the final episode, after discovering his Uncle GOB and ex-girlfriend Ann are together (but have done 'Practically nothing'), punches GOB out. During the series finale, George Michael finally manages to tell his father about their relationship. Michael advises him to end it, as despite the fact that they are not blood relatives, they are still family. Maeby FünkeImage:MaebytheElephantBroach.JPG Alia Shawkat as Mae "Maeby" Fünke Mae "Maeby" Fünke (Born 9/22/1990) is the teenage daughter of Lindsay and Tobias. She does not demonstrate much of a scholarly acumen and has a penchant for acting out. She is played by Alia Shawkat. Maeby's origin was an unanswered question, and running joke, throughout the series. Lucille Bluth tells George Michael that she was "made in a cup, like soup"; this comment, and Tobias' prolonged difficulties regarding heterosexual congress with Lindsay, implies that she is a test-tube baby. In the final episodes of season three, it is revealed that Lindsay delivered Maeby, though she is not blood-related to the Bluths because Lindsay was actually adopted. Maeby was sent to a progressive school called the Sunshine Academy by her parents. She wasn't graded, but rather received crocodiles and Elvis instead, though she did receive one C-. Once she entered the public school system, she was not able to compete. She lost interest in grades and started creating new opportunities to get into trouble, where she "always gets caught." Image:SurelyMaebyPerhapsnot.JPG Surely Fünke Maeby received charity money on false pretenses by pretending to be a wheelchair-bound girl called "Surely" (a spin on 'maybe'), who suffers from a rare, debilitating illness called "B.S.". She takes part in fundraising events to draw attention to the condition and invents a fake charity. As Surely, Maeby draws attention to the fact that there are no ramps going up to the bleachers at school. She is discovered on stage by George Michael, at a charity fund raiser held in Surely's honor. She has made quite a lot of money from her false charities without punishment for her deception. In season three, Maeby gives Surely a last name, Wolfbeak, and enters her alter ego in a beauty pageant in an attempt to sabotage it. She is foiled when the organizers gladly accommodate Surely's disability. Maeby was mistaken for a movie executive while searching an office, and was able to maintain the charade for a number of months. She often deflected questions about her youthful appearance (she is the third youngest movie executive in Hollywood) with the phrase "marry me." She has frequently used the studio's readers to do her homework, assigning them classic novels to read and write up. More recently, she was involved in the American remake of the French movie "Les Cousins Dangereux," which she was forced to cut down to 62 minutes. Thanks in part to George Michael, who was half-heartedly protesting the movie with his girlfriend Ann, it became a hit since the protest drew people's attention. Another project she was involved with was the critical flop Love, Indubitably. Eventually, her age is discovered when her cousin George Michael sends invitations to her 16th birthday party to all the other studio executives in her address book, but this apparently actually helps her career. She drives a Mercedes-Benz company car, although she presumably does not have a driver's license. Maeby is occasionally receptive to George Michael's affections. However she started dating Steve Holt, who is discovered near the end of Season Two of the show to be the son of Gob. While increasingly desperate to end the relationship, she continues to date him, at one point slipping him one of GOB's roofies to avoid having sex with him. Maeby is told by George Michael at the beginning of Season Three that Steve Holt is also her cousin. Near the end of Season 3, George Michael convinces Maeby to participate as the bride in a mock wedding hosted by a hospital to entertain Alzheimer's patients. Unfortunately, a switch in the "fake" priest produced a real one, thus lawfully wedding the two cousins. Also, after drinking fake wine and thinking they were drunk, Maeby took George Michael "head first" into second base. There is no indication that the two ever divorced and are presumed to be married even after the end of the third season. Maeby however rebellious she is, is still quite a likeable character. Throughout the 3 seasons, she has changed in her opinion of wishing she "wasn't even a part of the family." Overall Maeby has a sense of belonging in the family. Byron "Buster" BluthImage:BusterFearSheep.JPG Tony Hale as Byron "Buster" Bluth Byron "Buster" Bluth is the youngest of the biological Bluth children, and he is usually referred to as Buster. It was hinted at from the beginning of Season 2 and then confirmed in episode Out on a Limb that Buster's father is Oscar, George Bluth Sr.'s twin brother. He is portrayed by Tony Hale. Buster is a career student but cannot return to school because the money is no longer available to him. Thus far, he has taken $80,000 worth of lessons from the Stanford Institute of Cartography, but in the pilot episode he mistakes the blue part of the map for land. He has studied Native American Tribal ceremonies, participated in multiple sleep deprivation studies (at the University of Chicago and in France), worked on an archaeological dig as part of a Smithsonian fellowship, and endured a study that investigated the relationship between medical marijuana and nausea because it took place at a carnival. He is a graduate of Milford Academy, which he attended for two semesters beyond his graduation date due to his excelling in being neither seen nor heard. Buster is very much a man-boy. He has an unhealthy attachment to his mother Lucille, which she encourages, making him feel guilty whenever he puts anyone else before her. He has frequent panic attacks, hates both closed and open spaces, is terrified of sheep and seals, and is very wrathful towards his Korean-born adopted brother, Annyong. For a short period of time, he was appointed by his mother to run the company, until it was revealed he has panic attacks in board room meetings. He has an uncharacteristic habit of greeting people with back rubs, (a trait which he seems to have in common with Oscar), and commonly addresses both Michael and Gob as "brother" (and likewise, Tobias as "brother-in-law"). His mother doesn't let him drink juice, and even a small amount of sugar causes him to become overactive. He has an unusually-shaped penis (once described to a US Army doctor as a "lobster tail but without its shell"). He has been romantically linked on-and-off to his mother's best friend, also named Lucille (played by Liza Minnelli). She changed his diapers when Buster was an infant and therefore is familiar with his odd-looking genitals. Buster has also been romantically linked to Lucille's former housekeeper Lupe, as well as the robotic vacuum cleaner that replaced Lupe, and Michael's former secretary Starla. In the second season premiere, Lucille signs Buster up for the Army (which he refers to simply as "Army"), although his training is less than successful. In the episode "Out on a Limb," Buster's left hand was bitten off by a loose seal (a play on "Lucille"). In the same episode, it was revealed that his real father is George Sr.'s brother, Oscar, but a blow to the head meant that he forgot about this until the season 2 finale "Righteous Brothers", when the secret is revealed from a rather irrelevant comment about popcorn (Oscar wanted to share his "Pop Secret"), which is ironic considering the number of deliberate hints Oscar had given many times previously. Tobias FünkeImage:Davidcross adscreenshot.jpg David Cross as Tobias Fünke Dr. Tobias Fünke is married to Lindsay Bluth and has a daughter, Maeby Fünke. He is portrayed by David Cross. Tobias, after completing his fellowship in psycholinguistics at MIT, became Chief of Psychiatry in Boston at Massachusetts General Hospital. Shortly thereafter he lost his license for giving CPR to a Rhode Island man who wasn't actually having a heart attack. At the beginning of the series, Tobias decides that his destiny is to become an actor, a career which he pursues throughout the series with a notable lack of success. He initially came to the decision after boarding a boat which he believed to be a pirate-themed cruise, but which actually turned out to be populated by gay protesters, most of whom were actors. Tobias has a cheerful and unmindful disposition. He often greets his family with hugs and regularly speaks in florid prose, accentuating the most mundane comments with a heightened sense of false grandiosity. He is unaware of his family's feelings and problems (especially Lindsay's), and seems to be gleefully oblivious to the blatantly obvious. He believes himself to have "cat-like agility", though in actuality he is klutzy and accident prone. Tobias has a rare condition called "never-nude" syndrome (which, as the narrator states, is "exactly what it sounds like") and wears denim cut-off shorts at all times, even in the shower (based on the real condition of severe gymnophobia, although the portrayal is largely fake). This condition threatens his acceptance of a coveted role as "Frightened Inmate #2" in a prison drama that called for a nude shower scene. He had studied for the role by staying in the Orange County prison to research the "nature of fear". Lindsay helps him deal with his condition and with the help of his acting coach, Carl Weathers, he got the part. Carl would eventually help Tobias land a part on the TV series Scandalmakers, where Weathers plays Ice The Bounty Hunter, Tobias plays George Sr., and Dave Attell plays Tobias. Tobias is in heavy denial about his sexual orientation. Much of the humor that is based around Tobias' exploits this fact. His true nature however, often comes out various ways such as making sexual double-entendres; examples include him (pretending to be a British nanny, à la Mrs. Doubtfire) offering Michael a "banger in the mouth" while holding out a plate of sausage or screaming "I just blue myself!" after donning the trademark blue paint of the Blue Man Group. These are just a few of several instances of Tobias's trademark oblivious nature, a personality trait that is frequently exploited in plotlines regarding his relationship with his wife and daughter. Michael finally tells him to record what he is saying on tape and play it back to see what it sounds like, but when Tobias mistakes his innuendo for arrogance, he remarks to himself "Tobias...you blowhard!" A book he wrote while still a therapist (a self-styled analyst-therapist, or, as he calls it, "analrapist"), The Man Inside Me belatedly has become a runaway bestseller, but only in the gay community. At a reading, attended exclusively by gay men, it is revealed that he changed all the pronouns in the book to "he" for the ease of reading, though his audience assumed it was for different reasons. He also achieved accidental success for a brief time with his self-help video titled Families with Low Self-Esteem, only due to its title being mistaken for Girls with Low Self-Esteem (a video series similar to Girls Gone Wild). Lindsay, who married Tobias to spite her mother, is convinced that her husband is gay. He has experienced sexual difficulties with his wife. This led to their joint decision to attempt an "open" marriage. In season 2, Tobias is desperate to be an understudy for the silent entertainers Blue Man Group, and would paint himself completely blue for hours, thus getting blue body paint on things in the Bluth model home (blue handprints can be seen in the background in many season 2 episodes). Also in season 2, Lindsay kicks Tobias out of the house for the lack of attention that he pays towards her. Tobias misses seeing his family so much that he begins disguising himself as "Mrs. Featherbottom", an English housekeeper for the Bluth family. This plotline is admittedly quite similar to the plotline of the film Mrs. Doubtfire, with more of a Tootsie reasoning behind it (he wants to prove he was a good actor). Despite Tobias's disguise, everyone realizes that he is Mrs. Featherbottom but says nothing because the house would not get cleaned otherwise. In the mid 1990s, Tobias and his family performed as the folk group, Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. Every song was about new medicines and their potential harmful effects on consumers. Each performance was underwritten by the Natural Life Food Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acquisition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: "We keep you alive". In season 3, Tobias gets hair plug implants. A side effect of getting the hairplants are a loss of feeling and mobility, relegating him to a wheelchair (which he calls a "dolly"), skin and tissue damage, as well as other symptoms. These symptoms are caused by a chronic form of graft-versus-host disease (a disease that usually affects bone marrow transplant patients) which can be cured simply by removing the plugs. Instead of simply removing the plugs, Lindsay chooses to exploit the disease for a Bluth family fund raiser. This had put Tobias' health at great risk. George Bluth Sr.Image:Georgebluthsr.JPG Jeffrey Tambor as George Bluth Sr. George Bluth, Sr. is the patriarch of the Bluth family, imprisoned on a number of charges. He is portrayed by Jeffrey Tambor. George Sr. was the Chief Executive of the Bluth company, which he founded. However, after years of "creative accounting" practices, he became the subject of an investigation by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). He was eventually arrested and charged with defrauding his investors, petty theft, grand theft, etc. He was represented by the Bluth family attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn, who was fired by Michael Bluth for assisting in George Sr.'s escape from prison. Currently, Bob Loblaw serves as Bluth family counsel. George Sr. continues to try to exert control over the company, often using Gob to undermine Michael's authority. The charges against George Sr. are quite serious (including light treason) and he has decided his only recourse is to flee them. He managed to escape to Mexico with a briefcase filled with hard evidence of his dealings with Saddam Hussein; signatures and receipts that offered clear, unmistakable proof that he willingly built model homes for the dictator. In season two, George Sr. fakes his death in Mexico and returns to America to hide in the attic of the Bluth model home. By the end of the second season, he secretly joined the Blue Man Group so his identity can remain hidden. Image:George-SR.jpg George Bluth Sr. wearing a turban Early in the third season, after being discovered among the Blue Man Group in Reno, Nevada, he was placed under house arrest due to a plea bargain made by Michael, effectively making his wife Lucille Bluth his warden. He told Michael that he had been set up to build homes in Iraq by a group of British contractors operating out of "Wee Britain," claiming he thought Saddam Hussein was the guy who played the Soup Nazi. While under house arrest he used a "surrogate", Larry Mittleman (portrayed by Bob "Super Dave Osborne" Einstein), equipped with a camera in his hat to spend time with his family outside of the house. George Sr. is also the inventor of The Cornballer, a faulty product which has been banned in numerous countries, although it is sold illegally in Mexico, where it is quite popular. As shown in the infomercial promoting the product, with guest Richard Simmons, the Cornballer can cause severe burns which have the potential to burn away fingerprints. George Sr. has also had a religious awakening twice on the show, once becoming Jewish after a period of isolation and selling a video series "Caged Wisdom," and once becoming devoutly Christian after reading a pamphlet in a garbage bag while hiding in the attic. George Sr. is a serial poisoner, dubbed by the media as "The Muffin Man". He used poisoned muffins to intimidate the teachers of his children in the 1970s, and later his grandchildren in the 2000s. While police credit "The Muffin Man" with over twenty-five incidents of poisoning, George Sr. only admits to two of these, and insists the rest are "copycats." Lucille BluthImage:LucilleHighballinAlone.JPG Jessica Walter as Lucille Bluth Lucille Bluth is the mother of Gob, "twins" Michael and Lindsay, Buster, and the adopted Annyong, as well as wife to George Sr. Her grandchildren George Micheal Bluth and Maeby call her "Gangy". She is portrayed by Jessica Walter. Lucille is not a highly sympathetic mother, and few of her children claim to love her. She repeatedly belittles Lindsay about her weight and her unsuccessful marriage to Tobias, treats Gob like nothing (she admitted to Buster she "doesn't care much" for him and laughed at the thought of his legs being broken) and intentionally coddles Buster to the point of emotionally crippling him. Her relationship with Michael is adversarial, as the two regularly exchange insults and Lucille demands money from him while withholding company information. As the family matriarch, Lucille is highly protective of her position, often using subtle manipulation to achieve a high degree of control. She lied to both Michael and Lindsay when the two started getting along so they would fight and keeps Buster on a tight leash so she can feel like a caregiver. She is also selfishly concerned with her public image, spending thousands of dollars in company money on furs and jewelry and country club memberships. Despite this attitude she is highly protective of her family, lashing out angrily at anyone who gets in the way. She tried to keep George Sr. in prison when she thought he was having an affair, attacked the publicist Jessie for an unflattering article and forced Oscar to return money he had swindled from Michael. Due to her life of luxury, Lucille is highly arrogant and acts superior to everyone working for her. She repeatedly belittles her housekeeper Lupe and searches her belongings every day, yells at waiters at the golf club and wants to buy restaurants to burn them down. She is bigoted, claiming of her Mexican-American housekeeper "they didn't sneak into this country to be our friends." She also had to completely strip Annyong to find out what sex he is. She is, as Lindsay describes her, the "world's worst driver"-literally, as she was featured on the fictional FOX hidden camera show, World's Worst Driver. She is also an alcoholic and abuses prescription drugs. Although largely faithful to her husband George Sr., Lucille has her share of infidelities. In the first season she dated the attorney Wayne Jarvis while George Sr. was in jail and slept with George Sr.'s twin brother Oscar in the second season (Buster was later revealed to be Oscar's child from an earlier affair of Lucille's). Recurring CharactersThis is a list of the show's recurring characters (characters that have appeared in multiple episodes, but are not part of the central cast). At the end of each character's description is listed the episodes on the show in which they appeared, in descending order of episode count. Oscar BluthImage:Oscarbluthcoffeeshop.JPG Jeffrey Tambor as Oscar Bluth Oscar Bluth is George Sr.'s identical twin. He is also portrayed by Jeffrey Tambor. Oscar can be distinguished from George by his flowing hair, due to lack of stress in his life. He is a frequent user of marijuana. He served as a "croc spotter" on a swift boat in the Vietnam War (yelling out "Croc!" whenever he saw a crocodile), and once wrote a song for David Cassidy, "All You Need Are Smiles", that made Joan Baez call him "the shallowest man in the world." It was often hinted that he is probably the biological father of Buster in season 2. Eventually, it is revealed that he is Buster's father. Oscar resides most often in a trailer outside Camp Pendleton. He owns a couple hundred acres of lemon groves and sells lemonade to the troops when their maneuvers pass by. He sold the land to Michael, who was unaware that the government had an easement on it so they could drive their tanks through it. Lucille took advantage of Oscar's feelings for her and convinced him to buy the land back. According to Michael, Oscar has lived on handouts all his life. According to his brother, he has never had to work for a living, leading to his full head of shoulder-length hair that Lucille finds irresistible. Oscar's persistence with Lucille - whom he met when she was working a USO tour - led to a rekindling of their once torrid romance. This has disturbed Lucille's youngest biological son, Buster, who discovered the adulterous pair in flagrante delicto multiple times. After George Sr. escaped confinement, Oscar was arrested because police assumed he was George. The police also impounded Oscar's trailer and left him even more indigent than usual. Lucille, who at the point was resisting the fire Oscar possessed for her, allowed him to come and live with her and Buster. Buster had decided that his mother was right. He did need a male role model. Oscar's presence allowed Buster to develop the many talents he'd discovered with Lucille. He lovingly brushed Oscar's hair, a ritual once preserved for Lucille alone. In return, Buster was treated to several uncomfortable silences upon witnessing Oscar's penchant for living loose and literally, "letting it all hang out." Oscar's shameless exhibitionism was a product of the proximity he shared with his dream woman. Once confined to a single residence, the illicit pair revived the past, leaving Buster with no role model and no safety net. In the second season finale, to clear up his legal difficulties and punish his brother for cuckolding him, George Sr. shaves Oscar's head and turns him in. The stress of being imprisoned and mistaken for George Sr. has caused Oscar's hair to not grow back. This, paired with the fact that his fingerprints were burned off (by the family Cornballer), prevents him from establishing his true identity. To try to convince the world of his true identity, Oscar set up www.imoscar.com, a blog of sorts that details his life in prison while continually asserting that he is, in fact, Oscar. A real-life version of the site was maintained by Fox Broadcasting. In the third season, Oscar manages to get out of prison when George Sr. is placed under house arrest and leaves town. He returns occasionally, but these visits are usually ended when George Sr. knocks him out and switches places so he can escape again. Appears In: Whistler's Mother, Not Without My Daughter, The One Where Michael Leaves, The One Where They Build a House, ¡Amigos!, Good Grief, Sad Sack, Afternoon Delight, Switch Hitter, Queen for a Day, Burning Love, Out on a Limb, Hand to God, Sword of Destiny, Meat the Veals, Spring Breakout, Righteous Brothers, The Cabin Show, Prison Break-In, Development Arrested Barry ZuckerkornImage:HenrythefonzZuckerkorn.JPG Henry Winkler as Barry Zuckerkorn, doing his best Fonzie impression Barry Zuckerkorn is the phlegmatic attorney for the Bluth family. He is played by Henry Winkler. Zuckerkorn represents George Sr., the family patriarch, who has been arrested and charged with defrauding investors. Zuckerkorn often appears languid and distracted in his handling of the case. He does not seem particularly apt in the courtroom and multiple references have been made to him being a bad lawyer. He is inevitably ill-prepared, which he usually blames on long meetings the night before. In fact, most of his nights are spent hanging out at rest stops, a behavior that is frequently mentioned and accompanied by a fast cut to an establishing shot of a dark, shady rest-stop facility. His sexual leanings are ambiguous although it appears that he may prefer the company of male transvestite hookers and may be homosexual or a tranny chaser. Like Tobias Fünke, Barry makes many colorful references that seem to allude to his exclusive attraction to men. They aren't explicit enough, however, to be conclusive. He however often makes mildly negative references and comments about "the homosexuals" even though he admits them to be wrong. He has been with the Bluths for a long time and was kept only because Lucille considers him to be "part of the family." He is also, according to many, supposed to be "very good" (a descriptor he uses himself). His reputation is stronger with the elder Bluths than with the children. Despite his parents' dependence on Barry, Michael Bluth fired him on the first episode of the 2005-6 season, which ended his law career, as the Bluths were his only clients. Since then, he has been acting as a transvestite prostitute, and Lindsay seeing her husband Tobias retaining Barry's "services" has prompted her to seek a divorce. Zuckerkorn was replaced as the Bluth's attorney by Bob Loblaw. Appears In: In God We Trust, Beef Consommé, Altar Egos, Justice Is Blind, Not Without My Daughter, Let 'Em Eat Cake, The One Where Michael Leaves, Good Grief, Sad Sack, Queen for a Day, Out on a Limb, Hand to God, Motherboy XXX, Righteous Brothers, The Cabin Show John BeardJohn Beard is the Fox 6 news anchor that often covers the Bluth family's problems on the news. John Beard is a real life news anchor (for Fox 11 in Los Angeles), who plays himself on the show. He also plays himself on Fox's 24. Appears In: Pilot, Extended Pilot, Top Banana, Key Decisions, Public Relations, Missing Kitty, Let 'Em Eat Cake, The One Where Michael Leaves, The One Where They Build a House, Sad Sack, Burning Love, Sword of Destiny, The Cabin Show, For British Eyes Only, Mr. F, S.O.B.s Ann VealImage:Ann Veal - AD.jpg Mae Whitman as Ann Veal Ann Veal (full name Ann Paul Veal, as shown on her yearbook page in the episode "Sad Sack") is the on-again, off-again girlfriend of George Michael Bluth. Her first appearance was in the episode "Let 'Em Eat Cake," where she was played by Alessandra Toreson. In every subsequent appearance, she has been portrayed by Mae Whitman. She comes from an extremely religious family, and her father is a pastor. Ann's mother is often confused as being her sister. In "Meet The Veals", Ann's mother kisses Michael Bluth, which she believes to be making love to him. The kiss leads to a brawl between Michael and her husband at the end of the episode. None of the Bluths besides George Michael can remember Ann’s name. Michael refers to her variously (and always accidentally) as “Bland," “Egg,” "Annabel," "Yam," "Plant," "Plain," "Ann Hog," and "Her?", and strands her in Mexico accidentally. Maeby Fünke takes pleasure out of referring to Ann as “Bland” when talking to George Michael. George Michael tells his family that Ann is really funny when he is forced to defend his love interest. Ann is attracted to George Michael’s Star Wars kid-like lightsaber demonstration, which led to reconciliation after a breakup midway through the second season. George Michael wanted to get pre-engaged to Ann at the end of the second season, lost his resolve at the last moment, and was then asked by Ann to teach her his secular ways. Ann's strict conservatism is a foil for Maeby's commitment to rebellion. Ann leads the protest at Maeby's premiere of the English remake of "Dangerous Cousins," originally a French movie about a sexual relationship between two cousins. Ann moved on from George Michael after coming in third place in an "Inner Beauty" pageant. Gob, who admitted a penchant for third place pageant winners, later revealed that he was dating a Christian girl, which, in the third season finale, turned out to be Ann. Appears In:
Hel-loh "Annyong" BluthImage:Annyong-want-you.JPG Justin Lee as Annyong Bluth, dressed like Uncle Sam Hel-loh Bluth is the accidentally adopted Korean son of Lucille and George Sr. He is portrayed by Justin Lee. Hel-loh is, according to himself, the Korean word for "One day," a name given to him by his grandfather, whose frozen banana cart was stolen by George Sr. and used as inspiration for the banana stand that launched the Bluth empire; his grandfather vowed to one day get even for his stolen banana stand and ensuing deportation. Lucille adopted him midway through the first season. Apparently knowing no English, the youth always greeted his adoptive family by saying "annyong," the Korean word for "hello." When they repeated the word, so did he. This caused Lucille to assume that her new son's name was "Annyong." As the show progressed, Annyong became an articulate member of the household who often found himself in disagreement with his new brother, Buster. He also developed a crush on Maeby in the Season One finale after she kissed him to make George Michael jealous. He was apparently sent to the Milford Academy by Lucille, who was attempting to teach him a lesson (but later forgot what about). Annyong later was found out to be hiding in the walls of Lucille's penthouse apartment. In the third season finale it was revealed that Hel-loh (who finally reveals his name after his usual greeting of "Annyong", prompting ironic confusion among the Bluths) orchestrated the second SEC raid on the family as revenge for him and his grandfather. Appears In: Shock And Aww, Staff Infection, Justice Is Blind, Missing Kitty, Best Man for the GOB, Not Without My Daughter, Let 'Em Eat Cake, The One Where Michael Leaves, ¡Amigos!, Mr. F, Development Arrested Steve HoltSteve Holt is a senior and football star at the high school George Michael and Maeby attend, who often shouts his name, "STEVE HOLT!", while pumping his fists in the air. He is portrayed by Justin Grant Wade. Described as a "moron jock" by George Michael and "basically a young G.O.B." by Michael, Steve Holt has portrayed Beatrice in the school's play production of Much Ado About Nothing, gone on dates with Lindsay (because he believed she was a transsexual), and was student body president for four years (he declined a fifth term in order to concentrate on finding his real father). His campaign posters often read "Volt for Steve Holt". He has also repeated the twelfth grade at least three times. In the Season 2 episode "The Immaculate Election," it was revealed that Steve Holt is the illegitimate son of G.O.B. and Eve Holt, the product of one of G.O.B.'s many one-night stands in high school. Before realizing that she was supposedly a blood-relation, Steve had a brief relationship with his cousin, Maeby, which resulted in his being given a roofie to avoid any kind of intimacy. Since learning of his parentage, he has bonded with both his father, and "Uncle Mike". He has worked as a gift-basket delivery-boy, a Bluth Banana Stand employee, and cameraman for his father's magic act. Appears In: Bringing Up Buster, Shock And Aww, Sad Sack, Burning Love, The Immaculate Election, The Cabin Show, For British Eyes Only, Forget-Me-Now, Notapusy, Making a Stand Kitty SanchezImage:KittyWantsGOBbad.JPG Judy Greer as Kitty Sanchez Kitty Sanchez is George Bluth Sr.'s fiercely loyal and independent assistant. Kitty is portrayed by Judy Greer. Kitty maintained a long term affair with George Sr. and a fevered yet brief liaison with Gob, despite the fact he is disgusted by her. After George Sr. was imprisoned, Kitty stayed on to work for Michael. Despite her intense loyalty to George Sr., she did not demonstrate the same toward Michael. He tried to fire her, but Kitty and Michael's father both insisted he didn't have that power. Michael attempted to rehire Kitty, but her obstinacy forced him to immediately fire her again. Kitty subsequently vanished with potentially damaging information, considering her sexual history with her boss. In actuality, she did not disappear, but was working with the police in an effort to gain control of the Bluth company. After arranging a meeting with Michael, she inadvertently admitted that she had proof that George Sr. had built homes overseas without paying taxes. Michael downplayed the importance of the revelation and Kitty dropped out of sight. Kitty re-emerged in Let 'Em Eat Cake to rescue George Sr. from the hospital. They escaped to Mexico together but were separated again when he was pronounced dead. Kitty caught up with him in Spring Breakout and blackmailed him into staying with her. Michael and Gob managed to rescue their father while Lucille had a showdown with her rival. The Bluth matriarch put her years of alcohol abuse to good use by besting Kitty in a drinking contest. Seemingly defeated, the hung over mistress returned to her hotel room to discover the Bluth's had inadvertently left behind the ransom she'd been asking for: 250cc’s of "George Sr." in a cooler. Kitty returned later, claiming she had reformed, gotten into AA, and even has a famous sponsor. She won't say who it is, but she drops some pretty obvious hints of it being an ex-Night Court star; ("It's not Bull. It's not Harry Anderson. And he's white."), a reference to actor John Larroquette for whose show creator Mitchell Hurwitz was once a writer. 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